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neckbearcl:

a dog: *gives me attention*

me: this is slightly overbearing but nice

a cat: *gives me attention*

me: oh m y god this is it…..i’ve been chosen…..my purity has been recognized by a higher being and they are bestowing their good graces unto me…..everything in my life up until now has been for this moment….this is catharsis, death and rebirth rolled into the nuzzling of a small furry creature….i feel at ease and everything is good

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

#I heard this in Cecil’s voice

jamesstruttingpotter:

hello

friendly reminder #1: minerva mcgonagall waited for an entire day as a cat on a brick wall because she was in denial about james and lily potter dying

friendly reminder #2: minerva mcgonagall cried when albus dumbledore confirmed the deaths of james and lily potter

goodbye