mollysolverson:

Fargo + Craigslist Personals, part 1 (twitter)

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

thelittletimelady:

Oi! A word/phrase/guttural noise, spluttered with a splash of indignation, a twist of sarcasm and a great gulp of volume. No matter how hard he tried, the Doctor couldn’t help but sigh every time he heard it. Usually because the indignation, sarcasm and especially the volume were all aimed in his direction. He sighed and turned back to face Donna Noble, Queen of the ‘Oi’s.“ – Doctor Who: Beautiful Chaos