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smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Black Widow: *Tied to a chair and still manages to beat up three guys and free herself*
Black Widow: *Gets Bruce Banner to join the Avengers*
Black Widow: *Tricks Loki, the god of mischief himself, into giving her valuable information*
Black Widow: *Brings Hawkeye out of his brainwashing*
Black Widow: *Doesn’t get involved with petty arguments like the rest of the Avengers and keeps her eye on the ball*
Black Widow: *Kicks ass during the alien invasion*
Black Widow: *Hijacks an alien ship so she can reach the portal and close it*
Black Widow: *Wears a costume that isn’t any more revealing than her male counterparts*
Black Widow: *Is a wonderfully three-dimensional character with a rich backstory and an overall bad ass*
Media: lol yeah she’s only in the Avengers for sex appeal