The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.
They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”
When we had an apple tree in our yard, we noticed some apples go missing. We also noticed corn cobs nearby. We thought a neighbor had
been trying to throw them to our horses (farmers were growing corn a
couple houses over) and missed the field.
Fact: crows were leaving them behind in exchange for taking apples.
CROWS HAVE A SENSE OF ECONOMY AND THE BARTER SYSTEM.
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’
‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
Leggles
While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley. they live underground. what grows underground? Mushrooms. I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic. I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.
the audition meme was never really funny because it wasn’t a natural meme like? people just decided to make a meme it didn’t come to being in a slow gradual way
artificial, capitalist memeing at work…… trying to profit off the backs of us simple organic meme farmers………….
Me when somebody calls me unattractive: exCUSE ME I AM A CELESTIAL BEING OF PURE JOY AND I AM SO ATTRACTIVE IT HURTS
Me when somebody calls me attractive: I am a simple farmer cosplaying a trashcan, why do you say these things
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 