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commanderflowers:

Spock’s first word. I imagine he been almost completely silent until then, hardly ever making any noise. Maybe Sarek and Amanda even begun worrying he might never speak, that somehow his mixed biology has hindered him somehow.

And so when Sarek is calmly holding him while Amanda has retired for the night, and every thing is calm and quiet suddenly – “SA-MEKH.” In a clear curious voice right by his ear. He would never admit being startled by his own baby son, but Surak he did not anticipate this.

Bonus with Amanda will be posted soon!

parting:

panicinthehood:

thetowndrugdealer:

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

Team Edward

WHAT TEAM

WILDCATS

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

Synonyms for “I love you”.

“Did you eat enough today?”
“Are you still hungry?”
“How much sleep did you get last night?”
“I’m worried about you.”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Do you need me to spend the night?”
“My phone will be right by my pillow.”
“Call me, please.”
“Your smile is beautiful.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for you.”
“I’ve got your back.”
“I appreciate what you do for me.”
“Don’t forget to buckle up.”
“Put the phone away while you’re driving.”
“Call me when you get there.”
“Thank you.”