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lumos5001:

bolluxfaptor:

starshipspirk:

marauders4evr:

lahmps:

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft

No. No. No.
Wrong.
His name isn’t Microsoft.
That would be ridiculous.
His name’s Minecraft.

actually no, its Mitochondria

the powerhouse of Great Britain

are you telling me that Mytosis Holmes is the Bumblebee Cuttersnatch of fictional characters

marauders4evr:

itsgracesdrunkmametown:

nuclearcarrots:

gracielikescats:

devilishdescent:

antikythera-astronomy:

NASA’s Most Shocking Image

This image is a 1.5… *BILLION* pixel photograph of the Andromeda Galaxy.

To view the image in all its glory go here.

NASA is the coolest thing that’s ever happened.

alltogetherterrible oh gosh

I zoomed in and I was like “yeah right” while it loaded and then my jaw actually dropped

holy shit

i mean i knew theoretically what this was supposed to look like, but i didn’t actually expect to see it

but then when i zoomed in, all the noise turned into ACTUAL STARS, that you can see individually

good job, NASA

holy shit

At first I thought that it was really pixelly and I wasn’t impressed.

But then I zoomed in and realized…

Those aren’t pixels.

You done good, NASA.

You done good.

fangirlsdilemma:

theoldestrainbow:

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

emsonthebrain:

I love that fact that he is surprised about the hair. Like he knows his ass is fine but the hair was a surprise

alcomol:

*tips muppet* m’namana

maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

“You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel”

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy

#and then the twins happened and he stopped trying

#jesus fucking christ molly

#Twins?

#TWINS?

#I can hardly tell one buttock from the other

#let alone two identical children #blimey

#just fuck it

#damn it all

#i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine #his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

argonianbot:

i dont think you guys appreciate how rad this site is

because first of all you got your basic fantasy and game race names for like

everything

BUT AS IF THAT ISN’T ENOUGH

REAL NAMES WHICH ARE GOOD FOR BOOKS

AND THIS THERE’S MORE????

BAM, PLACE NAMES

AND STILL MORE

SO YOU SEE THESE LITTLE OPTIONS HERE

PLEASE, PLEASE

GO AND TRY TO HELP A GOOD PERSON OUT