Uncategorized – Page 179 – Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic

johnwatsonismyco-pilot:

wantsomechocoolate:

Moriarty will never be a princess

BAHAHAAHAHAHAH ^^^^

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

vitruvianwatson:

vitruvianwatson:

vitruvianwatson:

Martin Freeman is made of sunshine and pure rage.

Sunshine:

Pure rage:

And here we see Martin seamlessly transitioning from sunshine to pure rage:

(x)

comfychairs11:

bandtenpizzahut:

imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme:

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

Too soon

HE DIED IN 1827

He’s decomposing

gingercatsneeze:

Childhood in a nutshell

crimsonduo:

crimsonduo:

ok but ive never met a scorpio that is scary or edgy like the horoscopes suggest. this is the work of the illuminati and scorpios are shy nerds pass it on

scorpios are the superwholocks of the horoscope

thefactswerebees:

Kingsman: The Secret Service + Text Posts – Part Four [Part One :: Part Two :: Part Three]

hammandbuble:

sirredmayne:

I fell asleep [on a flight], and when I woke up the man next to me asked, “Excuse me, are you someone important? I’m asking because the stewardesses came over and were watching you sleep.”

#cinnamon roll too precious too pure