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The first time Kirk and Spock have sex it happens very suddenly and totally unplanned, clothes just fly off and neither of them really have time to think about it much. When they’re done, lying on the bed, panting, Spock is kinda overwhelmed and not quite sure on human etiquette concerning the aftermath so he just goes “Well done” and awkwardly tries to shake Jim’s hand

spockoandjimjim:

(this leads to more awkward sex due to all the hand contact and Spock feels much better in the morning when he wakes up cuddled next to Jim)

I’ll trade you a headcanon for a headcanon

Me: *Claims to hate romantic subplots*

Me: *Spends hours every day reading fan-written stories about said romantic subplots (which are probably just two straight men who I whole-heartedly believe are gay)*

genderoftheday:

Today’s Genders of the day are: bluetooth an- ok lemme just interrupt this gender submission right now to point out that someone felt the need to edit this image to add “most” in a mismatched font above the word men. They literally had to add a “not all men” on this shitty meme and that’s incredible.

baelgrave:

kedreeva:

baelgrave:

tetraghost:

i wish birds brought ME presents

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

I could not have asked for more