So light em up up up, light em up up up, light em up up up
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fiiiiiiyaaaaahhhhh
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i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.
like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ "oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”
y/y
oh my gosh yes
“but what are they biologically?”
"…they are human.”
oh my god
“But what is between their legs?!”
“That is not of your concern, but on a good day, myself!”
IM SCREAMING
#thor’s the kind of guy who would hear that joke #you know #’who wears the pants in your relationship?’ #’well if we’re doing it the right way #neither of us’ #and he’d just BELLOW with laughter #because yes no pants for both of us #excellent (via tinpanali)
HELP
how long is a brb until it becomes a gtg
can u believe john is like “didn’t even get courted in a SECOND shitty disguise and now i have to go to baker street MYSELF god why didn’t he try to pull a gimmick on me a SECOND time? confused, aroused, bored and on my way to see you with a clean shave and my old date coat”
Shockingly, Scientists Conclude That Saying “No Offense” Does NOT Actually Make a Statement Less Offensive
more at 11
Things I wish I learned in Sex Ed.
1. All labia are fine. There is not such thing as “freaky labia”
2. Your vagina takes care of itself, warm water is fine to clean.
3. The clitoris is a magical thing
4. The best way to understand your genetalia to poke around a bit down there, your vagina wont bite.
5. Whatever you decide to do with your body is OK.What I learned in Sex Ed.
1. The vagina is shaped like the Chicago Bulls
2. Sperm will find you.Oh my god. Sperm will find you.
Am I the only one who gets confused when people ask whether you’re a girl or boy? Like, I’m not even confused about my gender, it’s just such a weird question to get asked, but it’s always by little kids, so I guess it’s excusable then. But the problem is the parents are always looking at me as if they’re confused too and were simply too polite to ask.
EVERYONE LISTEN UP!
WHEN YOU KISS A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME
MAKE IT SWEET
DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THEIR MOUTH
UNLESS ITS SUPER HOT AND HEAVY AND I GUESS THATS OKAY
BUT IF YOU’RE SITTING IN THE GRASS
BY A FOUNTAIN
ON A BEAUTIFUL FLORIDA DAY
AND THE WIND IS BLOWING
AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT I GUESS
DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN THE OTHER PERSON’S THROAT
STOP
So did you have an interesting day?
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 