Modern witches who keep their potions in empty water bottles and tupperware with their purpose scrawled on them in sharpie. Witches who buy cute little bottles from Hobby Lobby and Michael’s so that their potion cabinet will look cute. Witches who’s spell books are messy, thoughtless, scribbled in notebooks with like five different pen colors on one page bc they kept losing their pen, ironically while writing a pen finding spell. Witches who brew potions in hello kitty tea kettles and pikachu pots. Witches who have spells in the notes folder of their phone, and who enchant their phones and wallets so they won’t lose them. Just give me all the cute, modern witches. Give me all of them.

bunnywithacape:

‘Olay?’
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

destielkills:

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

Great Literary Themes for a Wedding

Romeo and Juliet: Poison the wedding cake.
Jane Eyre: Halfway through the ceremony, a deranged-looking woman in white runs screaming down the aisle.
The Great Gatsby: Reception is set casually around a pool with a body floating in it.
Pride and Prejudice: The groom begins his vow with ‘Against my better judgments, I have fallen in love with you.’
Lord of the Rings: Destination wedding at a volcano; when the officiator asks for the rings to be presented, throw them into the lava.
Watership Down: Serve rabbit at the reception.
Catcher in the Rye: Tell everyone they’re Goddamn phonies, but invite them to the wedding anyway
The Raven: Every line of the vows must end with either “Lenore” or “Nevermore.”

lipslikemarilyn:

orima-kazooie:

mister-smalls:

outerheavenuprising:

do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves

Actually yes they did

and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses

true s***, people

People never change do they

we got taller

when talking about star trek

chris pine: intelligent comments, thinly veiling his totally nerding out over HOW COOL SPACE EXPLORATION IS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES THE CREW
zachary quinto: calm stoic response about how much he deeply appreciates the cultural importance of star trek and the way it has enhanced so many people’s lives, a small smile at the corner of his mouth
karl urban: incoherent screaming, suggests 24601 plot points for the next movie, does the vulcan salute

thexth:

thexth:

sherlock deducing jim was gay because he puts product in his hair when

can you actually believe how much shit is in this boy’s hair

importantbirds:

This is my brip. His name is Dr. Watson. He enjoys a good strawberry.

ME DEDUCES it is the streb of TEN DELICOUS

mischiefgoddesscomplex:

what if marvel did little “shorts” before their movies, like disney and pixar do.

and we could see a happy fun little three minute movie of domestic avenger life, like steve taking bucky to disney world for the first time, or darcy and jane dragging thor to the mall on a shopping spree but he ends up working it in every outfit he tries on, or clint and natasha getting really into a heated game of paintball but you don’t realize it’s paintball until the very end when natasha shoots him and you hear him groaning and see a giant splat of bright pink paint on his chest.