westfailia:

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons.

source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

wafflesex:

I like how dolphins breach with such vivacity

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

… then fucking manta rays be like

“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams”

ight so you know how the weasleys car is in the forbidden forest, right? and also how harry went in to the forest to face voldemort. just picture harry walkin up an being ready to die and everything and then the car just comes out of nowhere and absolutely creams voldemort. like 60 mph dukes of hazard type shit

macleod:

oh my god

amylee-rosesandballons:

From the authority of Mark Gatiss, license to kill!

mylittleredgirl:

metal-arms-and-golden-horns:

They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s bruce

#They wear dark clothes/I wear sweatshirts #they mean business/and I’d really rather not be here right now wtf (said darkwingdukat)