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bisexualremuslupin:

What is that fucking piano doing in the Shrieking Shack set of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie?? Did Dumbledore put that there just to make the place less empty? Did James know how to play and play it softly in the morning after full moons because Remus liked it???? Did the villagers hear terrifying howls at night and then Bach in the morning??? Most importantly, how many times did Remus and Sirius have sex on it

animatedamerican:

isolationiste:

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sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

never do this again

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions.  Because it’s your cake.  Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away.  Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more.  Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake.  Cake responsibly.