Shout out to all bugs that stay away from me, you rock keep doing what you’re doing

Marvel

frankgivemewood:

So as many of you know Ant-Man is coming out soon and so far Marvel has been putting out these cute Avengers tie in posters

but they then decided to do one for Black Widow

And you done fucked it up Marvel

They could’ve placed him on her Widow’s Bite gauntlets or on her shoulder or even on her gun as she aims but NOOOO THEY FUCKING WENT AND PUT HIM ON HER BOOBS -___-

offtide:

internal screaming

notmydate:

animal-factbook:

Since hedgehogs are known for being very patient creatures, their humans will frequently let them take over driving during bad traffic. Instead of suffering from road rage like their human counterparts, hedgehogs will simply wait patiently until they are finally able to move.

I don’t think this is true of all hedgehogs.

larrycumstain:

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(others)

b-lynninja:

rainnecassidy:

ralkana:

sweaterkittensahoy:

Just realizing what a subtle takedown of the sexualization of female stars this is. Well done, Evans.

You can even tell in the first gif how annoyed he is by the observation. It’s lovely to see.

His mama raised him right

Hah.

theactorsjourney:

aw-blog-no:

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

“Worthy.”

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer #can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer #’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)