goondrinker:

partyapparatchik:

bagelbitesofficial:

goondrinker:

*smashes a duzza out side woolies*

woolies trolly guy: skoin on m8

me: fuck off

what language is this

Australian.

Person 1 is standing outside a Woolworths (or woolies for short) supermarket (an Australian dystopian grocery monopoly) hurriedly smoking a cigarette (or durry/duzza) when the youth generally employed by Woolworths (trolly boy/guy) to collect their shopping carts (trollies) from the car park asks person 1 “what’s going on friend” (s’koin on or s’carn on is a contraction of “what’s going on). To which person 1 who is in a hurry replies with a disgruntled “fuck off”, which I’m sure everyone understands.

thanks for translation

miss-nerdgasmz:

marvelcolm:

american schools are honestly so wild why are y’all bringing dogs to school and doing sinful acts in the hallways is there really an american flag in every classroom and why do you have a ritual where you chant at it and do you seriously have to go hungry if you can’t buy your lunch what kind of world are you people living in

a dystopia