captainguppie:

Bryan Fuller season 1: I am interested in exploring the relationship of two heterosexual men. Just two dudes being buddies.

Bryan Fuller season 2: Nah, it’s platonic despite the romantic undertones.

NBC: You’re cancelled.

Bryan Fuller season 3: Unleash the beast.

jeaninetesori:

snape/harry is the worst pairing in the world and i obviously don’t ship it but if i did i’d refer to it as ‘greased lightning’

kingshezza:

Christmas special starting out with sherlock and john finally getting together but dick so bomb, they get sent back to the 1800s

ghotipunk:

dismaland is honestly just something ebony dark’ness dementia raven way would go to on a date with draco

constantlyfreemaned:

notmydate:

how about this?

and this…

and…

thepropertyofoctober:

acesirius:

so i was in an improv class and the scene was ‘sex education’ and the ‘teacher’ was like “so class what’s the difference between a man and a woman?” 

and me and my friend in all of our trans glory let out a sigh of disappointment and prepared ourselves for casual cissexism

but then this girl just turned straight to the audience and went “oNE OF THEM HAS HUMAN RIGHTS”

and the whole room exploded

Savage