ambrose-bierce:

so I was doing my accounting and… because there’s not enough place on the line, my shakespeare’s birthplace purchase displays as “SHAKESPEARE S BI” on the bank statement. not that it’s news, but.

thexth:

thexth:

Come on, who’d want me for a flatmate?

my gay detective friend with a raging military kink and an affinity for men who dress like his dad god he’s gonna love you

remember how david nellist retweeted this

sherlock: you’re looking for a man, military experience, high morals, nerves of steel,
lestrade: sherlock this is a police report not ur tinder profile

Sherlock: You’re looking for a man probably with a history of military service…
Lestrade: ???
Sherlock: No wait, that’s what I’M looking for.

holmes: *is suffering*

watson: not on my watch

psychodelicunicron:

riningear:

why not “fuckboy”: 

• “fuckboy” is prison slang for a bottom, the one who gets fucked, usually meaning the one who gets raped (even prison rape is bad rape) 
• has a swear word and thus is harder to incorporate into day-to-day language without being questioned 
• some dimplebrain is gonna think it means that you wanna fuck em or that it’s a compliment because they have sex 

why “bratboy” instead: 

• uses two “b”s so it sounds more obnoxious to be called as a word in general 
• it has sounds totally sassy af 
• it has no curse words so you can slip it into your everyday language
• people know what a “brat” is in casual english language so there’s no questioning what “bratboy” means  
• has no problematic history 
• in fact it already has an urban dictionary entry that’s over 12 years old 

• plus you get google image searches like this which is 100% representative of what we’re going for here: 

so in short: 

#bratboy2k15

I can get with it.