when your song comes on out of nowhere and you just

I think the literal only reason I ever wear pants is so I can use them as a napkin

Harry: What would you like for dinner tonight?
Eggsy: your dick
Eggsy: *pick sorry bruv autocorrect sucks
Harry: …
Harry: Eggsy this is a verbal conversation.

Inspired by a twitter post I once saw:

hartwinheadcanonsarchive:

Imagine an AU where Lee is alive but Eggsy still ends up becoming an agent and getting together with Harry. Because Eggsy has since moved in with Harry and Lee has not seen either of them in a while, he invites them over for a family dinner. During dinner, Eggsy asks “Daddy, can you get me a knife?” and without thinking, both Harry and Lee stand up. Daisy is confused and Michelle thinks nothing of it since Harry’s been sort of a mentor figure to Eggsy for a while…

But Lee? He knows.

little-smartass:

when u meet someone who also ships ur rare pair otp

spicyshimmy:

vulcan-ology:

the many faces of leonard mccoy [x]

also known as ‘would you look at that i finally drew a thing’

the three stages of leonard mccoy: a triptych

stage one: jim’s-doing-the-thing senses tingling.

stage two: consarnit i hate tingling.

stage three: “JAMES TIBERIUS DOGGONE KIRK YOU PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT”

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dauntlester:

emphanadas:

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phuck-phan:

2014phan:

calamityphan:

stoicdaydreamer:

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th0tcheetos:

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awkwardmuggle:

detectiveinspectorme26:

untxl-the-end:

casualfanboy:

thatgirlnamedeleanor:

thedemonshavethepolicebox:

demondogdean:

frogadier:

batter-sempai:

zombaygal:

batter-sempai:

zack-salad:

pop-tatari:

sporequeen:

gayspacerocks:

pastel-mutations:

brainmilks:

batteryclty:

carmillathevampireslayer:

onlyyoutubematters:

happylittlefranta:

teanovelist:

tinkerphil:

stormingthephandom:

imma-random-person:

phanfluences:

clever-clockwork:

thenoobotaku:

paperlettuce:

frecklesandcupcakes:

askcosplayisrael:

natswash:

meticuloushand:

trashkingpit:

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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