A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard
Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything
Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.
The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations
I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
can you just imagine if Hugh and Mads did kiss though
i mean they’re friends
that would be so, SO weird
for the rest of their lives
whenever they would look at one another they would remember the others tongue in their mouth
Hugh would be awkward AF
and Mads would secretly be like aw yiss (probably)
Given that Hugh’s had film sex with Eddie Redmayne and kissed Ben Whishaw on stage, both of whom are (as I understand it) friends of his in real life, I THINK he’d be able to deal with it.
they’d make fun of each other though, let’s be real
“ah yes that tiny man. so smol. wee man. tiny lips. cute lil ears. he’s good at it but i’m better. i can’t believe how small that little guy is. it was probably difficult for him to reach because i’m just so much taller. he should do a movie in denmark.”
“so we had a beer before and that was awesome and it was nice but his teeth are really pointy so that was slightly unsettling like kissing a shark but he’s a great guy and a great friend and also bryan fuller gave me a hi-5 afterwards”
a high five from Bryan, while everyone is applauding and/or crying. and Scott and Aaron would be chest bumping shouting ‘hannigram’! and twittering the shit out of it. can somebody please let Don Mancini be free
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 