fuckingskysolo:

me: i hate luke’s fucking poncho

also me: he fucking owns the tatooine farmboy poncho chic look. he fucking works it. that bucket hat makes the whole look come together flawlessly. he looks 1285% fab and he knows it too. i hope he starts a clothing line of stylish ponchos for every occasion. he is the fashion icon hero the galaxy truly needs. padme would be so proud.

thesterlingaffair:

generalhuxisgay:

plot twist the gay person in star wars turns out to be hux and he kisses kylo farewell right before kylo leaves to see snoke

plot plot twist there’s another gay and it’s poe and he kisses finn when finn wakes up

plot plot plot twist luke is also gay and it’s shown when he holds hands with another man

plot plot plot plot twist rey is a lesbian and falls in love with jessika pava

Plot plot plot plot plot twist Rey is a lsbian and survives the entire series.

oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”