The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory
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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
Will, talking to himself in the mirror in the morning: every second of this day will be dedicated to capturing Doctor Lecter, this is my life’s purpose, I’m a weapon, I’m sleek and slippery, that sonofabitch is going DOWN
Will, half an hour later, sweating: omg hanni’s hair looks extra good today?? A shame to ruin it with all that arresting. So maybe, uh, tomorrow, yea,
If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

out of context this is a picture of senator amidala who is not very good at making sand angels but is determined to succeed

























