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me: huh i wonder what i should do for breakfast
my brain: death???????????????? die??????????????
me: luckily there’s raisin bran too, buddy ,,,,
my brain, quieter this time: then deaht??? diE ?? afeteR??? ??

annlarimer:

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

GO TO YOUR ROOM!