a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

phatearrangsnthangs:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Yes to all things stated above…

perpetualcastiel:

kickass-fallen-angel:

shuckl:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

i’m gonna hit pause on this post to ask do people really think the queen is in charge of britain?

yes

david cameron has reached new heights of irrelevance

admiral-nepeta:

putting effort into a post

posting a crappy joke you made in 5 seconds

02agust-deactivated20170501:

are these still a thing

silentauroriamthereal:

Not as much as Sherlock did.

black-nata:

(TONY STARK SCREAMING)

mindtheglass:

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.