Mycroft’s like pondering if he should just say she’s drinking tea in the next room. Just to start shit. Because the minute you get into your childhood home you are instantly twelve.
“do you think he’s attractive?” the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says “yeah, i guess so.” suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with “how should i know? i’m not into dudes”
Johnlock AU: Having returned from war, John Watson is looking to settle down. After Mike Stamford introduces him to Sherlock Holmes, John finds out there’s a different side to the detective’s cold facade; a side that John can’t help but fall in love with.
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 