dangerscissor:

sapphicscience:

me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this

“so…. like….. i’m not gay – NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT OR THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT OR ANYTHING… but im just curious… don’t mean to be rude or anything, but how do you… whose… who is the…. which one of you does the….. when lesbians, wait – is it ok to call you that ?? oh, ok. when you guys – I mean lesbians, uhh-”

pottergenes:

little things you may have forgotten about harry potter over the years

  • they wore pointy hats to school
  • they had a school song 
  • neville was blonde
  • mcgonagall rode a tiger to the welcoming feast each year
  • professor binns was replaced by an actual garbage bin during harry’s sixth year
  • hagrid taught ballet to third years until it was forbidden by umbridge