dangerscissor:

sapphicscience:

me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this

“so…. like….. i’m not gay – NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT OR THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT OR ANYTHING… but im just curious… don’t mean to be rude or anything, but how do you… whose… who is the…. which one of you does the….. when lesbians, wait – is it ok to call you that ?? oh, ok. when you guys – I mean lesbians, uhh-”