cowlicklesschick:

Has anyone else thought of what Sirius must have been feeling in the Shrieking Shack

Like, we’re told that Harry is the absolute spitting image of James

So for the first few minutes Sirius felt like he had James looking at him with complete anger and disgust and hatred, saying “it’s your fault he found us, it’s your fault we died”

And deep down Sirius is going, “I know. I know. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”

officialaphnetherlands:

ancientnorthmartian:

“Doctors who spent years studying the human body”

Do you mean doctors who spent years learning about abled white cis men’s bodies

do you know anything about the world besides what you read on tumblr

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

martinfreeman:

johns gf: [sarcastically] you’re a great boyfriend

john: [in earnest] I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS GREAT

unclefather:

Aries: Teeth

Taurus: Corn

Gemini: Egg

Cancer: Hair Piece

Leo: Little John

Virgo: Ween

Libra: Hamperstamp

Scorpio: Feet

Sagittarius: Melon

Capricorn: Marf

Aquarius: Captain Jack Sparrow

Pisces: NBA 2k15

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

darling-highness:

terpsikeraunos:

au in which the library of alexandria didn’t burn down

WE WOULD BE SO FUCKNEING ADVANCED DONT DO THIS TO ME I M STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT ~2,035 YEARS LATER

yummytomatoes:

I was drawing a muscular back earlier and I couldn’t get it too look how i wanted; I felt i was doing something wrong so i decided to look for pictures to see if references would help. In google without thinking i typed, “muscular men bare back” and BOY HOWDY WAS THAT SOMETHING