lehrastar:

bunnyfood:

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 50 SHADES OF GRAY OR AMERICAN SNIPER AND HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF DOING SO, REBLOG THIS

waitdidyousayyoutubers:

waitdidyousayyoutubers:

I’m following all of you

This post is getting so popular so quickly that I’m having trouble following everyone.

Good.

edittheworldaway:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Re blogging for that last comment

souljaboyemoji:

railroadsoftware:

I’ll never regret anything as much as I regret signing a change.org petition and now having to receive 3-6 emails a day about signing different petitions.

an they so emotionally charged like you open ya email an tha first thing you see is “Change.org This baby exploded”

winawinadajcie:

“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”

“The geese built Dubai and returned.”

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Fanfiction and Tumblr

jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

va13ntino:

gatorbiscuits:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

gatorbiscuits:

typing at 100 wpm(waluigis per minute)

exactly how fast is that

100 waluigis per minute, 600 waluigis per hour.

that would be 6000 waluigis per hour

maraboustorknightmares:

and the “idiot of the century” award goes to me for thinking i would find music by the band hole if i searched hole on tumblr id like to thank my parents for raising me to be this naive, id like to thank all my followers who i pray do not at any point search the word hole on tumblr, and last of all god for creating the people who post pictures with the tag ‘hole’