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mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby

John: What? Wait, no! I wasn’t… I know it looks like…that, but… No, I haven’t been giving Sherlock a blowjob! I AM NOT GAY! MY TEETH HURT. THAT’S IT! MY TEETH HURT.

Sherlock: *still panting*

21st century sherlock: *patting his nicotine patch* not smoking, doing good
19th century sherlock: if i release this pipe from my mouth for any length of time, i will immediately be compelled to suck a dick

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femlockgems:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I AM RISEN I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!