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murphcooper:

ok but hear me out, quidditch games in the middle of the night

  • all students praying mcgonagall wont find them out
  • begging hermione to be the judge of the game
  • the students playing IN THEIR PJ’S
  • all houses playing together it’s a mess
  • draco complaining about everything but begrudgingly having the time of his life 
  • “malfoy honestly you are gonna slip off that broom in those silk pj’s”
  • slytherins and hufflepuffs vs gryffindors and ravenclaws
  • they do it almost every friday night
  • hagrid watches every single game and cheers for everyone equally
  • the house elves all know and prepare them a feast of junk food after every game
  • they have sleepovers at each other’s common rooms after the game because they are too exhausted to go to their own
  • “can we crash in the slytherin dorm today”
  • house unity AT ITS FINEST no one gives a fuck
  • they are all tired af but no one wants to go to sleep so SLEEPOVERS
  • everyone having extra mattresses under their beds for these occasions
  • the paintings helping them sneak out by warning them if there’s a teacher coming or not
  • THE TEACHERS NEVER FINDING OUT (actually they all know they just pretend they don’t)

57circlesofhell:

John: *grabs sherlock’s arm* IT’S NOT REAL HOLMES

Sherlock: watson i kno…do you honestly think i think ghosts are real…

John: *holds sherlock in his arms* DON’T WORRY HOLMES SHE CANT HURT YOU

Sherlock: ok i’m gay enough to allow this but like…i’m not scared?

John: *strokes sherlock’s hair* shhh no need to play the hero Holmes

mulder in a crowded room: where is my tiny wife. i have lost my tiny small wife
mulder: *just starts screaming*
scully, standing on a table with her foot in the punch bowl: EVERYBODY BE CALM IM A MEDICAL DOCTOR
mulder: there she is

Ahhh… never watch scary videos about the deep web before going to bed!!! I’m really creeped out now, and I need a hug… also to explain to the nsa people spying on me that I’m a good person, and that I don’t want to go to any freaky site like those…

Star Wars Episode III Deleted Scene

a-goddessofmischief:

Yoda: Concentrate, Obi Wan. Feel the force.
Obi: Master Qui Gon?
Qui Gon: …Obi? Is that really you?
Obi: Yes, it is!
Qui Gon: Obi, tell me. How is Ani?
Obi: …um. fine.
Qui Gon: Why do you hesitate to answer me?
Obi: Um…well, Ani is not really Ani anymore. He turned to the Dark Side. He’s now Darth Vader. And he wiped out the Jedi.
Qui Gon: …what…did you DO?!
Obi: Master, I-!
Qui Gon: …I gave you one job, Obi. One job.
Obi: Well, he turned into an annoying little brat and-
Qui Gon: There is no excuse! You call me when you fix this!
Obi: But Master?
….
Obi: Qui Gon?
Yoda: Gone he is. Pissed off, he was.

captain-liddy:

okay but like. john said, “if i try and hug him, stop me” at the wedding. he’s holding in hugs. he has hug urges. he fantasizes about hugging sherlock, and he thinks he has to hold them in. he wants to hug sherlock. he daydreams about it. he wants to rub sherlock’s back and stroke his hair and smell his collar. he wants to feel sherlock’s chest pressed against his chest. he wants to feel sherlock’s breath and his pulse and the heat of his body. he longs to hold sherlock in his arms and he’s holding it in. he’s holding all his hugs in. he’s engaged in hug suppression. when we will they touch? we are all so exhausted.