John: *grabs sherlock’s arm* IT’S NOT REAL HOLMES
Sherlock: watson i kno…do you honestly think i think ghosts are real…
John: *holds sherlock in his arms* DON’T WORRY HOLMES SHE CANT HURT YOU
Sherlock: ok i’m gay enough to allow this but like…i’m not scared?
John: *strokes sherlock’s hair* shhh no need to play the hero Holmes