No remember this is true crack. The cracky-ist crack to ever crack….
Can you imagine a cracky Kylux universe far far away…
Where Kylo and Hux think their relationship is completely secret but absolutely everyone knows! Yet they keep their mouths shutbcuz it benefits everyone.
* Kylo’s finally getting some and temper tantrum induced force distruction is down 53%
*Force choking is down 62%… If you don’t count kinky consensual bedroom games. Safe words are important!
*Hux has had that stick (repeatedly) removed from his ass. Reports no longer need to be filled in triplicate and color coded. (I firmly believe in ocd Hux.) One good one will now suffice.
*Phasma is probably the president of the kylux fan club ! She would be the only safe from their wrath.
*Snook ships it! He is passing the time waiting for them to come out by planning a grand Klyux wedding.
*Even thou they are both men Snook is hoping for little emo ginger force user grandchildren. The force will provide!
American Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll get coal German Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll be kidnapped by a demon who stuffs you in his wheat basket and eats you
ahh, Krampus you are wonderful
Krampus is austrian… you mean knecht ruprecht.
According to tradition, Knecht Ruprecht asks children whether they can pray. If they can, they receive apples, nuts, and gingerbread. If they cannot, he beats the children with his bag of ashes.
what
In France there’s Père Fouettard, who accompanies St Nicolas and spanks/flogs naughty children
wtf kinda lives are ya’ll living in europe
so the french santa is called daddy and spanks naughty children?
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 