Can you imagine if Kylo Ren were to get visits from Force ghosts? Like Obi-Wan just shows up randomly and talks all about the jedi and the sith and all about how good will conquer evil and all Kylo can think is, “This is who they named me after?!”.
Then Obi-Wan winks at him and says that he beat Darth Vader in a duel once and this makes Kylo rethink his whole life. So instead of trying to destroy the galaxy he grows a beard and cuts his hair like young Obi-Wan and starts using the name Ben Solo again and goes home and apologises to his family and no one dies and everyone lives nice, long, happy lives.
phasma: oh my god, that uniform looks great on you
phasma: and i bet they would look even better on hux’s floor
kylo ren: are you… hitting on general hux for me
“jedi characters can’t be gay because the jedi code doesn’t allow for romance” listen you major league asshole if i had to sit through two whole movies of hayden christensen and natalie portman then luke skywalker can get a one bedroom and a dog with wedge antilles
that rule doesn’t even apply after the original trilogy, Luke specifically removed that part of the code when he rebuilt the order.
are you telling me luke skywalker canonically ripped up the jedi order just so he could get a one bedroom and a dog with wedge antilles
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”
The last one forced my reblog tbh.
Kylo Ren: *points at General Hux* Meet my new boyfriend.
Han Solo: Does it have to be THIS one?
Leia Organa: *pointedly looks at Han*
Leia Organa: Falling for bad boys runs in the family.
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 