an-old-school-butch:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…