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tx-828:

obli-wan-kenobli:

• bloopers of star wars: the clone wars the animated series like pixar movies

please consider:

• ahsoka and rex bursting into laughter in the same scene over and over again
• r2-d2 falling down a flight of stairs and cursing in binary
• anakin coming in and doing a perfect serious/emotional take, then walking out with a stupid sign taped to his back
• fives and echo trying to trade parts
• obi wan pulling disapproving faces in the background of anakin’s scenes
• “ahsoka that’s not in the script” “what’s not” “the kissing. you’re not supposed to kiss her. it’s not in the script” “i was improving the script”
• clone extras getting caught using their iphones in the background
• five entire minutes of jar jar ruining scenes and destroying sets
• padme forgetting her lines in long senate speeches or flirting sessions and making stuff up
• ahsoka and anakin leaning back and forth and making their own sound effects inside the twilight

• ventress accidentally smacking an extra in the face while gesturing and going “OMIGOD I’M SO SORRY”

• obi wan wandering into scenes he’s not supposed to be in
• mace windu showing up for a jedi council scene wearing a hawaiian shirt 
• everyone making their own video diaries about the stupid shenanigans they get into behind the scenes
• yoda forgetting his lines and speaking in normal english
• anakin actually hitting dooku with his plastic lightsaber on accident 
• ahsoka crying real tears and getting overwhelmed filming the scene when she leaves the order bc she’s also leaving the show 

and here i was thinking that the clone wars had ruined my chances of dying happy.

PLEASE TELL ME MORE

@qvste you are in luck today

(tagging @leiaorganasbutt too hope that’s ok)

• cody putting on his helmet and there’s a
  pair of googly eyes on the visor
• maul and savage acting out a duel with their
  action figures
• mandalorians making silly poses while
  suspended on cables for a jetpack chase scene
• kix not hearing the “action” call and taking
  a selfie in the middle of a take
• barriss having her stomach growl loudly
  during one of her lines and then blushing really hard
• “CODY, BATTLE POSITIONS!!!!!!” “obi wan why are you screaming” “i’m sorry i thought he couldn’t hear me through the helmet” “i can hear you. please stop yelling at me”
• satine laughing at something obi wan said and
  snorting
• clones wearing name tags on their foreheads
• ahsoka executing a perfect backflip and anakin going “yeah but watch this” and then slipping and falling
• rex making the sound effects for his blasters by yelling “bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG”
• the younglings dancing and
  laughing with the grownups and calling them “mister ani” or “miss soka”
• dooku rolling his eyes while the jedi are
  goofing off between takes
• ahsoka hurrying to finish shooting bc she heard there were donuts
• grievous having uncomfortably long coughing
  fits but no one giving him water bc they’re not sure if he’s still acting
• obi wan looking directly into the camera after anakin disobeys orders

thank you so much

But importantly: obi wan making the lightsaber noises

Please also consider:

• Luminara is constantly slipping or tripping in takes and will sometimes grab on to someone to catch her but will bring them down with her
• Ahsoka and Grevious battling so dramatically and hard that Ahsoka breaks her plastic lightsaber and they stare at it and laugh
• she is also the one who has broken the most lightsabers on set
• clone extras constantly falling when running in battle scenes
• off set Obi-Wan is constantly scaring the other cast members and crew
• Wolffe practicing his growl as warm up before the scene
• Padme’s wig falls off when it catches the doorway and she turns around quickly to catch it, to which Anakin’s eyes are wide with wonder “maybe she should be the Jedi”, which makes Padme blush and laugh
• Padme’s dresses getting caught in something or other constantly and she is jolted back. One time she fell to the ground laughing
• Bariss gets herself locked in a closet
• Bariss being super scared to do her own stunts, especially falling and that before jumping one time she stopped last minute, had to quickly regain her balance, and perfusely apologized
• one time Cody took out his blaster too fast and as it falls out of his hand he squeals ‘GAH!’ and fumbles to try and catch it
• “Senator Chuchi and I are really, really good friends.” “Ahsoka stop insinuating that you have relationships with the female cast. They are just friends.” “But consider this: friends with benefits!”
• Ahsoka trying to get the speeder to start, but it just makes clicking noises. She tries three more times before on the fourth one, she says excitedly, “VROOM VROOM!”
• During a take to jump over a dead droid, Obi-Wan’s foot gets caught and he does one of those complete epic face first splats to the ground and Anakin and Ahsoka lose it as Obi-Wan just lays there defeated with everyone behind the camera laughing loudly
• During a serious scene Hardcase steps up behind Rex and with a straight face gives him a Wet Willy
• There are lots of retakes of when climbing up the walls of the Citadel, Cody is constantly misplacing his footing and almost falls, giving out a loud ‘kriff!’ every time
• Rex hitting that pipe was a blooper and he’s mad that they didn’t let him retake the scene

Just a few more…

    – Ahsoka getting distracted during a walk and talk scene with Anakin and kinda just falling behind and Anakin not noticing she’s gone for a good 30 seconds

   – Rex tripping and being ridiculously dramatic about it

   – A loth cat or some other animal in the background jumping on a cast member

   – Someone throws something and accidentally hits the cameraman

   – Satine coughing once she’s supposed to be dead

   – Everyone doing a collective “ughh” whenever Anakin forgets his lines

   – Ahsoka being allergic to some of her eye makeup and having a puffy red eye for an entire scene

   – Ahsoka hanging of sort of cliff and then her hands just slip and she falls out of the frame with a little squeak

   – Padmé doing an excited little “yes” after she completes a long speech

   – The clones and Ahsoka screaming when theres a jump scare 

THIS IS THE MOST FANTASTIC THING EVER AND IW OULD SELL MY SOUL TO SEE THIS

Also I had some ideas…

• -Artoo shooting out lightsabers and Obi-Wan getting smacked in the face
• that slaver episode where Anakin has the whip but he’s joking around and accidentally hits himself on the foot and starts screaming
• Obi-Wan getting mad and yelling at Anakin in some other galactic language
• Mace Windu forgetting his lines and just staring at Obi-Wan for a good minute before quietly saying “what am I supposed to do”
• the Lux and Ahsoka kiss scene but every time they break apart Ahsoka dramatically rants about how she may or may not be dating Barriss and Lux laughing increasingly harder
• Chancellor Palpatine tripping on his robe and falling on Master Yoda, you can hear “oh my god I’m so sorry” in a muffled voice
• Dooku making deep “whoosh” noises whenever he uses the force
• Satine making kiss faces at Obi-Wan every time he turns around
• Anakin making faces at Satine and Obi-Wan whenever they talk, even if he’s not supposed to be in the scene
• Obi-Wan falling off the building onto a mat but he lands wrong and theres a lot of censorship beeping while Ahsoka loses her shit

I WILL SELL MY SOUL AND MY FIRST BORN CHILD FOR THIS AU

Yessssss

Also consider:

“Force Ghost” Qui-Gon going “IM SORRYYYYY” real dramatically after the Mortis scene and hugging Obi in one of those big, rocking side to side bear hugs.

Wolffe falling asleep mid take and standing up but no one notices because he’s wearing his helmet. Until, in the middle of Plo’s dialogue, he starts snoring.

Anakin taking every opportunity to kiss his co-stars. In the middle of stand off with Dooku, he leans in and kisses Dooku’s nose.

Anakin doing “MY WIFE” and picking Padme up in a hug at every opportunity.

Dooku and Obi-Wan drinking tea together after an early morning shoot.

Yes!

Ahsoka missing the “action” call and you can hear her ranting about her exposed midriff in the background.

“GENERAL KENOBI” “hello darling” “I don’t think that was in the scri–are you awake?”

Obi-Wan screwing up a fight scene and when he goes to do the Soresu opening stance he gives them the finger instead

Anakin apologizing to a droid he just killed