Kylo Ren: If you insult his hair and Darth Vader enough, you could probably distract him enough to win in a fight. But other wise, you probably shouldn’t fight Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren is a giant pissbaby, but he’s also crazy and has a lightsaber.
Rey: Rey can use the force and a quarterstaff and can kick your ass across the galaxy and back. don’t fight Rey.
Poe Dameron: I mean, sure you could maybe win in a fight against Poe Dameron, but why would you want to? What possible reason would you have to want to fight Poe Dameron. Don’t fight Poe Dameron.
Finn: Why the fuck are you even considering fighting Finn. The guy stood up to the First Order and Kylo Ren and was renowned for his sharpshooting. Also he is a cinnamon roll. Why do you want to fight Finn? Plus, if you hurt him, Rey and Poe will come after you. Don’t do it.
Leia Organa: She is force sensitive and a general and a princess and also gave birth at one point. she’ll kick ur ass.
Luke Skywalker: without his force powers, you could beat him. do it. fight luke skywalker. do it for shits and giggles. fight the old man.
Han Solo: (Too soon? too soon.)
BB-8: Don’t? Just don’t????
Chewie: why the fUCK ARE YOU CONSIDERING FIGHTING A WOOKIE?
Hux: Fight him. Do it. You’ll win.
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 