john would secretly get the wedding rings engraved and when sherlock sees them at the altar arranged so the engravings are visible, he can barely see through the tears brimming his eyes as he places john’s on his finger, and when they kiss and his eyes close the tears full and he accidentally happy-sobs into the kiss and john laughs and presses their foreheads together and the audience aww and clap. The rings read: “Dinner?” “Starving.”