Tag: truuuuue

yidquotes:

There is an old saying that whenever two Jews meet, if one has a problem, the other automatically becomes a rabbi.

Sheldon B. Kopp

yugiohno:

Me quietly to myself: I wonder what Jewish ethics surround stuff like…… unicorns or fairies or some shit…….
Rabbi #1 *popping out of the cupboard*: Well according to the great Rabbi Akiva!
Rabbi #2 *enters from the next room*: Actually if you look at 14th century Talmudic interpretation
Rabbi #3 *descends the stairs*: but if you want the real answer you must look at the work of Rabbi Joshua
Me: how did you get into my house