mutantapologist:

Magneto: I’m proud to identify as liberalsexual. I’m attracted to liberals and liberals exclusively. Charles once said to me “I support mutant rights not mutant wrongs” and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Charles: if we defend ourselves against the people who are trying to kill us, doesn’t that make us just as bad? 🤔

Magneto, already taking his clothes off: Charles you are so fucking stupid