‘Sherlock’ if it followed Pilot Sherlock and Pilot John:

conversationswithjohnlock:

addictedstilltheaddict:

hockeybella25:

theirglassofteaat221b:

ASiP/AToP

  • They have their first kiss after the late night Chinese
  • They sleep together within the first week (Both knew what was between them was special, so they didn’t want to jump right into bed. But they waited as long as they could)
  • John still starts his blog, and Sherlock is protrayed only slightly more romantic than it is in the original show.

TBB

  • Sherlock introduces John as his ‘friend’, but John corrects him by saying ‘boyfriend’
  • Sarah still flirts with John, but John nicely works in that he has a boyfriend
  • John and Sherlock attend the circus together
  • The black lotus kidnaps a random stranger as insentive for ‘Sherlock Holmes’ (really John) to give them the pin. 
  • They go home after saving the day, to have energetic sex

TGG

  • John goes up to the spare room instead of going to Sarah’s after Sherlock shoots the wall
  • John immediately runs down the stairs after the explosion to make sure Sherlock’s alright.
  • John still acts jealous of Moriarty’s, but Sherlock assures him that he’s being ridiculous to think Sherlock would want anyone but him.
  • Sherlock knows immediately that John’s not Moriarty, but instead semi-panics at the sight of John in a bomb vest.
  • John makes joke that it’s not really the right time for Sherlock to be ripping his clothes off in a darkened swimming pool as “anyone could walk in.” Sherlock tells him that they’ll just have to save that for when they get home.

ASiB

  • Pretty much the same, only Sherlock looks at Irene like she’s an idiot to think he has eye for anyone but John.
  • It also ends almost as soon as the phone arrives at Christmas because John says “Maybe she’s a little like me and my pin, try S-H-E-R.”
  • When Irene’s captured, Sherlock tells John they should probably save her since it would be a shame to lose such a worthy adversary.
  • John tells him to be careful.

THoB

  • They obviously share a bed, and there’s nothing to it.
  • John answers the question as to whether or not his one is a snorer.
  • John thinks Sherlock’s being ridiculous when he suggests John try to wine and dine Dr. Mortimer
  • They make up that night instead of the next morning, but Sherlock still calls him a conductor of light.

TRF

  • Upon leaving Kitty Riley’s flat, Sherlock tells John not to believe anything he sees in the next 24 hours, no matter how real it looks. And tells him to give him a week.
  • One week post fall, John gets a summoned by Mycroft, and Sherlock is waiting to tell him everything

S2 Hiatus

  • Both understand it would be too obvious if both disappear/die, so John reluctantly agrees to let Sherlock go on his own. But John remains an active participant on the other side, acting as Sherlock’s handler while playing the part of the grieving boyfriend.
  • Every few months, they meet up at a safe house in a secure location.
  • John takes a job at a new surgery, where one of the nurses tries almost non-stop to get his attention and move on from his “dead” boyfriend. It doesn’t work.

TEH

  • John goes to pull Sherlock from Siberia, but doesn’t wait as long as Mycroft did, so Sherlock was only held for one day. 
  • John still goes into the bonfire, but Sherlock gets the skip code, and still saves him.

TSoT

  • It’s John and Sherlock’s wedding.
  • They still get the Mayfly Man case since Sherlock insists that he and John serve as each other’s best man, regardless of the fact that they’re marrying each other.
  • They still save Sholto, and John and Sholto get closure from their “almost relationship.”

HLV

  • Only have to deal with Lady Smallwood’s problem
  • They figure out some other way of taking down CAM without committing treason or killing him

TST

  • Sherlock and John fight an assassin thinking they’re going to find the pearl only to find a flash drive with some random letters on them.
  • The assassin escapes, Mycroft informs them the letters had to do with an elite mercenary team, and it’s none of their concern
  • A nurse from John’s old surgery disappears, but they don’t know or care
  • They treat Mrs. Hudson to dinner.

TLD

  • Smith eventually slips up, and John and Sherlock catch his scent and take him down.

TFP

  • Never happens. Sherlock’s only ever had one sibling, and that’s Mycroft.

Feel free to add your own thoughts/headcanons/ideas!

This is glorious.

Yes to all.of this.

I’m going to sleep with this under my pillow.

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

the six types of gay songs

  1. the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender
  2. the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist
  3. the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns
  4. the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on
  5. the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic
  6. neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…

    7. nothing about the song is gay in any way, but you associate it with your crush for some reason, so it’s basically a LGBTQ anthem

knitmeapony:

richardgoranski:

stranger things 3 should have a filler episode that doesnt even have to have anything to do with the plot of the season, it’s just will byers with his friends having a good day and thriving

FADE IN

Everyone goes over to the Byers’ house on their bikes, backpacks heavy with fun stuff.  Joyce offers to make snacks.

“That’s okay,” they say.  “We brought our own.”  They offer her the bag of convenience-store chips and off-brand snack cakes they got with their pooled allowances.  It has one of Joyce’s favorites in it.  Will bought it for her, and she gives him a hug.  Then she sits in the corner reading a book, having a nice time eating her favorite snack while she provides decent adult supervision to a bunch of middle schoolers.  At one point, a friend calls her, and they talk for twenty minutes about nice things, and laugh a lot.  The kids don’t do anything foolish during that time.

They spread out the snacks and a bunch of comic books on the floor of the family room and share them and talk about all the kinds of weird stuff kids like.  The strongest disagreement they have is handled by whacking each other with sofa cushions until Joyce tells them to settle down.

Once Dustin borrows the phone to call Steve for an opinion about something.  Steve is hanging out at home with Nancy and Jonathon, who are all also having a nice day.  He offers to drive them to the video game arcade later.  Everyone thinks that is awesome.

Lucas and Max share a comic book and argue good-naturedly about it.  Max tells a funny story about a thing Erica said while Lucas rolls his eyes but secretly loves it. 

Jane hoards the X-Men comics and thinks about Kali when she reads about Dazzler and smiles.  Mike sees her smile and he smiles back at her and they share a quiet, happy moment.  Jane very shyly tells him about the nice memories she has of meeting her sister.  Mike thinks the stories are awesome.

Somewhere, far distant, the Sheriff feels a stirring of something dark.  Wait, no, it’s just the triple onion-and-pepper pizza he had for lunch.  He thinks about heating some leftovers up for dinner but decides to wait and see what his daughter wants when she gets home.  The camera slowly pans to a photo hanging on the wall.  It is a Sears Family Portrait of the Hopper family wearing matching sweaters.  It is adorable.  

FADE OUT.