latin phrases worth knowing:

stcrlghts:

(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language) 

  • ad astra per aspera – to the stars through difficulties 
  • alis volat propriis – he flies by his own wings 
  • amantium irae amoris integratio est – the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love 
  • ars longa, vita brevis – art is long, life is short 
  • aut insanity homo, aut versus facit – the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses 
  • dum spiro spero – while I breathe, I hope 
  • ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem – with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty 
  • exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior – I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad
  • experiential docet – experience teaches 
  • helluo librorum – a glutton for books (bookworm) 
  • in libras libertas – in books, freedom 
  • littera scripta manet – the written letter lasts 
  • mens regnum bona possidet – an honest heart is a kingdom in itself 
  • mirabile dictu – wonderful to say 
  • nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit – there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part 
  • omnia iam fient quae posse negabam – everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now 
  • poeta nascitur, non fit – the poet is born, not made 
  • qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit – let him who has done a good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it 
  • saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit – often, it is not advantageous to know what will be 
  • sedit qui timuit ne non succederet – he who feared he would not succeed sat still 
  • si vis pacem, para bellum – if you want peace, prepare for war 
  • struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat – when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears 
  • sub rosa – under the rose 
  • trahimir omnes laudis studio – we are led on by our eagerness for praise
  • urbem latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit – he found the city a city of bricks; he left it a city of marble 
  • ut incepit fidelis sic permanet – as loyal as she began, so she remains

nonegenderwithleftbees:

bihet-dragonize:

nutheadgee:

synclaires:

witchythirteen:

Looking at this makes me so tired.

Every year, multiple times a year, they convince ppl to fork out thousands of dollars and….literally nothing changes. There’s no doubt in my mind they’re pocketing most of this money lol

Yep

That’s what’s so wild to me. They’ve made exactly 0 changes other than adding the ‘Exclude’ tags and that def doesn’t take 130k.

You know if any of you actually bothered to click the link it’ll take you to their budget update and break down exactly what the spend the money on, over 70% of which is spent on server expenses, monitoring tools and system licences.

They also spent a good amount of the rest of the 30% budget on significant server overhaul costs. 

AO3 is literally a service you get for free and the audacity you’d have to not bother reading the very open budget plan they have, but to then bitch and whine about people donating to keep the site running is wild. 

https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/11192

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the-swift-tricker:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

yuckpdf:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

lin-themanmiranda:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

deluxeloy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

shade9001:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

you are incredibly valid

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

inconveniencing people even from the grave

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.

You are so lucky to have this person as a friend

Real Question: Is eating someone that’s been cremated cannibalism?

You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me

pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.

Comprehensively

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese!!!!

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

Tonight we dine like kings

@imabugandsoareyou