midtown120blues:

VERIZON SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT MARTIN BURVILL, REVERED FOR PUTTING EVERY SINGLE USED PIECE OF GUM HE’S EVER SEEN ON THE SIDEWALK IN HIS MOUTH
@verizon

babblingfishes:

sirthursday:

i’m already crying laughing

i’m offended that you left out the next panel

I’m actually shittig my pants bc we have one or two menorahs we haven’t found and unpacked yet and my mom’s being buying absurd amounts of mini-menorahs n she also got a battery powered menorah she thought would b much smaller and a snowglobe w a menorah in it n she told me there’s probably more on the way shfjrndnf

angryjewishsuggestion:

it’s m e n o r a h t i m e

hiddlebum:

tag yourself, thor: ragnarok edition

🌟

elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM.

aggressivewhenstartled:

anakinskydala:

how in the name of fuck do padme’s next 17 outfits fit in these 3 tiny suitcases

All the technology they don’t put into gynecology goes into suitcases.

pure:

i just get concerned when i click down a rabbit hole and end up on someone’s blog where it says some shyt like “Hufflepuff | 47 | Pro-[Cartoon Character] | Multishipper (UPS and FedEx) | Fandom trash” cuz i feel an impending threat

cheripi:

Hey atlanta airport do you take constructive criticism

annaknitsspock:

babyblainers:

“T’Pring, dear, stop it now, my next shift starts in ten minutes…I don’t have time for the things you’re projecting!”

“My T’hy’la, I am completely unaware of what you’re talking about”

MY FIRST T’PURA DRAWING YAY! If I draw it, it means I’m really past the point of no return. Pls everyone hear my prayer and come to the T’Pura side. They are perfect and beautiful and everything good in this world they are everything

This is for @annaknitsspock aka my T’Pura soulmate and @speedygal who tirelessly encourages me everyday!

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE WORK OF ART OH MY GOD