Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic

brehaaorgana:

emus-blog:

kevinarsenault:

To people who grew up on Cartoon Network in the 2000′s

fixed

this is still incorrect, allow me to fix it:

since drake is jewish.

neetols:

“We cuddled last night while wearing it, Amanda. Don’t believe the lies your son tells you.”

santheum:

Dedicated to truth, justice and Superman’s Jewish creators.

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

setheverman:

december mood?

2kittensinacup:

sketchmagetch:

lemondemon:

nemfrog:

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

doctorsadiepond:

When I saw this I didn’t think of her as being pregnant, I thought Gal was throwing up in response to Joss Whedon’s bad ideas.

midtown120blues:

VERIZON CEO LOWELL C. MCADAM, NOTORIOUS LOVER OF PISS, EARNED THE NICKNAME “P.P. FIEND” WHILE FLUNKING OUT OF CORNELL UNIVERSITY. ALSO A PROUD ALLY OF THE NORTH AMERICAN DIAPERFUR ASSOCIATION AND A SHITTY LITTLE BITCH BOY TO BOOT
@verizon

midtown120blues:

VERIZON EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT JOHN G. STRATTON, 30 YEAR STRONG TITLE HOLDER OF “UNIVERSE’S LEAST FUCKABLE MAN”, STAUNCH BELIEVER IN NEVER WIPING HIS ASS AND LOVER OF EATING HIS AND OTHERS BOOGERS