hiatus sucks here’s Discovery as vines
If you play “Feeling Myself” by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Year’s Eve, Beyoncé will say “World Stop” in 2017 and “Carry On” in 2018.
me before tlj: jj abrams? you mean that bitch who ruined star trek???
me after tlj: help me jar jar armbands whoever the fuck you are…you’re my only ho
2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters
Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.
“Y-You like me?”
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me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3
ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<
burger king: o___0
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“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.
Half of the people on tumblr: “I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.”
Me, unable to relate: “I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.”

Awkward family portraits with cats will always be one of my favorite things on the internet














