at a United Nations assembly

t’challa: thank you for your time everyone. Now, I believe my cousin and trusted advisor, N’Jadaka, would like to say a few words
killmonger: *lips right on the microphone* eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
t’challa: why are you like this

someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

♡

thedosian-cabbage:

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

Chekov: Despite my best efforts, Starfleet Academy rejected my application letter three times. Each letter said the same thing: “We thank you for your interest, but you’re twelve.”