Child: I have a problem
Parent: Well you CAN’T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
Child: That doesn’t make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
Parent: DON’T SASS ME
Child: But-
Parent: YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON’T YOU?

Padme: the stars are beautiful tonight
Anakin: yeah they are
Padme: you know what else is beautiful?
Anakin: *blushes* what
Padme: democracy

paper-mario-wiki:

siderealsandman:

deadpoopy:

reactionaryhater:

dear-tumb1r:

Okay no you guys listen 
the fucking Westburo Baptist Church is training a goddamn Jigglypuff to take on the Leader of the Gym parked in their front yard, ran by trainer Pinknose and his fucking Clefairy named LoveisLove but they’re such bigmouthed pussies theres been no fight yet just a bunch of talk and I physically cannot goddamn handle this 

what the fuck

what the fuck guys jugglypuff is like the gayest pokemon smol pink puff balls what the FUCK

They… they really posted this.

Elsewhere.

What a time to be alive

I can’t believe I actually have to read the words ‘sodomite Clefairy" with my own two eyes

Someone please draw yuri of Sodomite Clefairy and Preacher Jigglypuff

gingersnapwolves:

perfectparamour:

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot

Revenge of the Sith Anakin: I must protect Padme, she is my only love, i will do anything for her but she is small and weak and not fit for the cruel world we live in. I got mad and killed her by mistake :c
Clone Wars Anakin: I understand that I am a respected general and decorated war hero, but my wife can and will kick my ass. She’ll kick anyone’s ass. She’ll kick her own ass. I once spent six months away from Coruscant because i suggested she change her hair and she sent assassins after me