hipstersandcomics:

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

depression: just skip today’s lectures and stay in bed all day and cry a bit
anxiety: you can’t skip any classes, don’t even miss a second, or you’ll fail and amount to nothing
me: can you AT LEAST not talk at the same time