
i think i know which kind of bear lives in those woods

i think i know which kind of bear lives in those woods

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.
the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond
leia organa lockscreens / a: terry dodson
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How to get out stains using other things
TO SAVE A LIFE
I’ve made an executive decision that fuck calculus

I just think he’s cute and want him on my blog.
I want to exploit him
that’s fine he’s here to help, from what I can tell
I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

(and one time marco rubio changed it for him)
M/M, don’t like don’t read!!!!, pwp, fluff, fisting
lie when your mother asks why you’re laughing so hard bc let me just tell you explaining this to her will not be as easy as it seems

I believe my 15yo already has it down, and understands why it’s needed.
The main reasons I’m glad I turned on the debate is the genuine sense of sisterhood I felt in recognizing that expression as the one always on my face in dealing with my adversaries in the high school I was finally moved out of this year.
depression: just skip today’s lectures and stay in bed all day and cry a bit
anxiety: you can’t skip any classes, don’t even miss a second, or you’ll fail and amount to nothing
me: can you AT LEAST not talk at the same time