yourownpetard:

princewonderland:

ace-pervert:

proudblackconservative:

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

kittyprincessofcats:

ghosts-who-deduct:

neverendingjohnlock:

Oh. Umm. Wow. 😂

Thank god for ContactSH

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

maestrobating:

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

just-shower-thoughts:

The new credit card chip readers should play a pleasant sound to notify that your card is approved. The harsh buzzing noise they make gives me a mini panic attack every time thinking my card was declined.

malbusbaze:

foolish weebos bakas

memewhore:

????????

drag to reveal (NSFW)

doomy:

whyareyouheremate:

cinniharpy:

Tumblr mobile got all messed up and now Junkrat is apparently my Uber driver

This is for All the Boys

tormoody:

This is for all the boys who have stolen a loaf of bread.

This is for all the boys who steal the bishop’s silver but forget the candlesticks.

This is for all the boys who can lift an entire cart by themselves.

This is for all the boys who drag young wounded men through the sewers.

You. Are. Validjean.