i’m pretty sure that if she even hinted that she was slightly unhappy in her marriage to Jay someone from the beyhive would shoot jay and do life for bey that’s why she kept her mouth shut
reblog if you would willingly do 25 to life for bey!
– no matter where you are, you can hear the sounds of race cars zooming by every year during the indy 500
– “I’m from carmel,” they say. you back away slowly
– your dreams are haunted by the voices of courtney cole and monica peck the sisters of savings from hare chevrolet. you have never gone a day without hearing them
– somehow a mike pence must go sign ended up in your front yard. you’re not sure how it got there, but you’re not going to move it
– every time you refer to I-69, someone, somewhere, snickers
– every time it rains, chuck lofton and randy ollis get stronger
– a performer announces that they’ve got a show in indianapolis. you wonder what they want from you
– you have never understood the purdue vs IU rivalry, but damned if you wouldn’t kill for one or the other
– things haven’t been the same since tony dungy left. everyone knows it but no one talks about it
And speaking of Lestrade, this is, of course, my favorite moment of his. He could have used the word “admire,” which is something that can be done from a distance. But no – – he used the word “proud.” “We’re proud of you,” which is such a phrase of camaraderie and love that it instantly makes them sound like family. And he could have even said that with a hint of a jest, to take the edge off the raw emotion of the phrase. But nope, that’s not good enough for Lestrade either – – he says it so frankly that he’s almost stern about it, so that Holmes will have no question how much he’s cared for.
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
Cajun recipies: if you taste it and your tongue isn’t literally on fire from all the spices, you’re doing it Wrong
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 