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arctic-hands:

wilwheaton:

lightshadowverisimilitude:

copperbadge:

acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

True Fact: LCARS is designed to recognize your butt, and only fire the phasers if your butt is authorized to fire them.

It cannot come from a higher authority than that

folieascrewyou:

lucastriedpklove:

it takes some deep level of meme knowledge to understand both of these references

sith-witch:

funnypicsdept:

When you pause Phantom Menace at just the right spot.

@anakinsbutt

dragon-in-a-fez:

hey parents: there is literally no non-abusive reason a person would want the ability to read someone’s emails, track their location, and go through their calls and text messages without their knowledge or consent.

steampunkepsilon:

bassiter:

while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you