Oh worf?
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I wish there was some way to communicate to m cat that she hasn’t been put in the garage because she’s been bad, but because she’s been throwing up and I’m sick of cleaning the carpet.
Driving without shoes on is like nutting without a condom
Breaking news: tumblr user nicejewishguy gets local car pregnant. More at 11.
today i learned about a danish physician named Ole Worm who disproved the theory that lemmings mated in the clouds and fell from the sky
Mood: Jim Kirk furiously looking up Spock’s family tree on Ancestry.com
goy: so, who are your people, what are they like?
jew: my great grandad punched the god we worship. it was awesome
goy: wait, dyou still worship this god?
jew: yeah, of course! we still punch Him, sometimes!
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 